Holiday Quotes

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exists, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.

-- Charles Dana, in an editorial in the New York Sun, 1897, responding to a letter from 8-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.

-- Ogden Nash
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

-- Bart Simpson
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick's Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th.

-- Anonymous
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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