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Golf Quotes
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.
-- Arnold Palmer
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-- Dave Barry
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
-- Jimmy Demaret