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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.