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Death Quotes
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
-- Cato the Elder
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
-- Woody Allen
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
-- Michael Pritchard
I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec