After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

-- Cato the Elder
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

-- W. Somerset Maugham
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.

-- Stanislaw J. Lec
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