After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.