Celebrity Quotes

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

-- Fred Allen
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Author: The Idiot Apr 15, 2008
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First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.

-- Martin Myers
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

-- Johnny Carson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

-- Fred Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

-- Johnny Carson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
Views: 2316

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
Views: 3764