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Celebrity Quotes
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
-- Fred Allen
First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.
-- Martin Myers
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
-- Fred Allen
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
-- Johnny Carson
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
-- Michael Pritchard