The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.

-- Logan Pearsall Smith
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

-- Woody Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

-- George Burns
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

-- Doug Larson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

-- J. Jacques
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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