Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

-- Sir Winston Churchill
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

-- Charles M. Schulz
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

-- Johnny Carson
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

-- Lucille Ball
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

-- Lucille Ball
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be President, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be Vice President.

-- Johnny Carson
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