Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be President, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be Vice President.