What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.