What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.

-- Havelock Ellis
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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

-- Paul Harvey
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

-- E. Joseph Crossman
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

-- Johnny Carson
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When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

-- Lenny Bruce
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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

-- Douglas Adams
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