At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

-- PG Wodehouse
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

-- William Feather
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.

-- H. Rider Haggard
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

-- Roger Allen
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Author: The Idiot Apr 14, 2008
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.

-- Mark Twain
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In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

-- Roger Allen
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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