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Age Quotes
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
-- PG Wodehouse
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
-- William Feather
As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.
-- H. Rider Haggard
In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
-- Roger Allen
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
-- Mark Twain
In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
-- Roger Allen