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Advice Quotes
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
-- Tommy Smothers
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
-- Robert Orben
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
-- Anonymous
