Advice Quotes

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!

-- Tommy Smothers
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Aug 5, 2007
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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