Advice Quotes

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

-- Orson Welles
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.

-- Pablo Neruda
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.

-- GK Chesterton
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

-- Jean Kerr
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.

-- Christopher Morley
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

-- Edith Wharton
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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