Advice Quotes

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

-- Anthony Burgess
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Author: The Idiot Aug 10, 2007
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-- Socrates
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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It is bad luck to be superstitious.

-- Andrew W. Mathis
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.

-- Cynthia Heimel
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

-- Oscar Wilde
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

-- Philip K. Dick
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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