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Advice Quotes
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
-- Bertrand Russell
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Miller
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
-- Bertrand Russell
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
-- Professor Irwin Corey
