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Advice Quotes
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
-- Herm Albright
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- GK Chesterton
I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Butler
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
-- Edward R. Murrow