Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.