Advice Quotes

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

-- Cullen Hightower
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Author: The Idiot Apr 30, 2008
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Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

-- Unknown
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

-- Thomas Jefferson
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.

-- Abraham Lincoln
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

-- Al Franken
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

-- Aaron McGruder
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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