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Advice Quotes
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
-- Unknown
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
-- Thomas Jefferson
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.
-- Abraham Lincoln
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
-- Al Franken
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
-- Aaron McGruder