To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

-- Wilson Mizner
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

-- Cullen Hightower
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In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

-- Mogens Jallberg
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Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.

-- Peter da Silva
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Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

-- Kurt Vonnegut
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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

-- Sir Winston Churchill
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