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All Quotes
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
-- Wilson Mizner
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
-- Mogens Jallberg
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
-- Peter da Silva
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-- Sir Winston Churchill