He was the only Coast Guard who believed in the lake monster, and all the other officers laughed at him.

The Comfort Inn sign HAD a Medic Alert Bracelet but it'd been stolen by a hooker.

Running off the time schedule caused the bus to rip through the space-time continuum and now exists somewhere between the street and nowhere.

"Next, it's the car's turn to ride on us!"

These cars aren't meant to be driven. They're motel rooms.