Harry was a fast driver and could stay up for 50 hours at a wink, but failed his reasoning and spatial skills test. His partner paid the price.

If you want the job, you have to relax with me.

The only way to get back at my boss AND get a break from work was to feed his cat my poisonous computer mouse.

That dog thinks he's so smart, but he'll retire poor just like the rest of us.

The cat may be able to use a mouse, but only to illegally download music from the 1990's.