It was the best day ever! No one went to school that day, because they were all in the accident.

Just like Chia Pet, except when you water chiaMac, it burns you.

Even though it's boarded up, sometimes you can still see Old Witch 98 peek out of Windows 98 and eat all the children who are lured to her house by the obsolete operating system.

This is what nerds in the '90's used to light their smokes when they were posing in front of cool kids.

This is a cartoon of Bill Gates role playing Star Wars.