Even though it's boarded up, sometimes you can still see Old Witch 98 peek out of Windows 98 and eat all the children who are lured to her house by the obsolete operating system.

In the future, nerds will grow straight out up of the ground, rooted down, so that when you hit them and bash their stuff, they can't move.

This piano plays terrible boring music.

Everyone stayed away from the wizard's cubicle.

I didn't know they had monkeys in India.