Surprisingly, the Queen Mum carries cheap dog food instead of candy.

The sexier the Queen became, the smaller her head grew.

Within 5 generations their IQ will be 2.

Michael Jackson wears a virginal white suit to make him acceptable to his newly captured wife: an effeminate rhesus monkey in a wig and dressed in fine ceremonial robes.

George W. Bush doesn't need to take off the lens covers of his binoculars to see the way out of Iraq.