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You've Got Blonde Mail
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.
A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented, "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."T
he blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

