World Penis

At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries.

The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.

With great resignation, the wife of Clinton saysin the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.

I Laughed
Author: The Idiot Jul 5, 2007
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