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Unlocking The Car
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! It's starting to rain, and the top is down!