Telling Time

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with a hard on.

The Cowboy asks, "What are you doing?"

Indian says, "Me tellum time."

The cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. He says, "You telling time?"

"Yup."

"How can you tell time like that?"

Indian says "workum like sundial, readum shadow."

The cowboy, incredulous, rides on. He encounters an indian in the trail masturbating.

The cowboy says "Let me guess, you're telling time too."

The indian says " Nope. But me windum clock!"

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Author: The Idiot Jun 28, 2007
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