The Talking Dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar.

The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender, "Yeah! Sure, go ahead."

The man asks, "What covers a house?"

The dog says, "Roof!"

The man asks, "How does sandpaper feel?"

The dog replies, "Rough!"

The man asks, "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

The dog goes, "Ruth!"

To the bartender, the mans says, "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door.

Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "Or is the greatest player Mantle?"

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Author: The Idiot Jul 12, 2007
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