Three men die; a lawyer, police man, and a doctor. At the pearly gates the police man walks up to St. Peter and says, "I have put criminals away and stopped many crimes like murder, can I get into heaven?"

St. Peter replies, "um sorry we're sorta having a party so no."

The doctor walks up to St Peter and says, "I have saved many lives and helped people feel better, can I get into heaven?"

Saint Peter replies, "nope we're kinda busy right now"

The lawyer walks up and says, "I've sued many people, can I get into heaven?"

Saint Peter then replies, "sure come on in! Join the party!"

The police man and the doctor walk up to St. Peter and ask, "why'd he get in and not us?"

"We dont get many of his kind around here."