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A Strange Voice
A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work.
As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively, "You've got great hair!"
The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.
A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say, "You're a handsome man!"
The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from.
When he went back to his beer, the voice said again, "What a stud you are!"
The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on.
The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts, they're complimentary."

