Sheep Beating

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local minister comes walking around the corner.

The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"

The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!"

I Laughed
Author: The Idiot Jun 28, 2007
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