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The Seven Kinds Of Passionate Women
1.The Optimist: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2.The Pessimist: "No! No! No!"
3.The Confused: "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4.The Asthmatic: written rendition of gasping
5.The Sprinter: "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6.The Religious: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
7.The Mathematician: "More! More! More! More!

