God, I was wondering, how long is a million years to you?"

God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you."

So the man asks, "God how much is a million dollars to you?"

And God answered, "Son a million dollars to me is like one penny to you."

So the man asks, "God, can I have one of your pennies?"

And God answers, "Just a second, son."