Raise My Mast

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club.

"Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast?'"

"No thanks," she said sweetly. "I heard about you from your ex and she included a 'small craft' warning."

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Author: The Idiot Jul 16, 2007
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