Quayle, Gingrich, And Clinton In Oz

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

When they come down and pull themselves from the vehicle, they realize hey're in the land of OZ.

Naturally, they decide to go to see the Wizard of OZ.

Says Quayle, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."

Says Gingrich, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."

Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"

I Laughed
Author: The Idiot Jul 5, 2007
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