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Prejudiced Juror
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudiced.
"I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin."
"Sit down," says the judge. "That's the prosecuting attorney."

