Pre Valentine's Day One Liners

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hog and kisses!

Q: What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
A: A stupid cupid!

Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine's Day!

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: "I find you very attractive."

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!

Q: What would you call a woman who goes out with Jon?
A: Desperate!

Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: "You mean a great dill to me."

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: "I love you a ton!"

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: "You're fun to hang around with."

Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pincushion!

Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: "I dot my i's on you!"

Q:Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
A: She didn't suit his taste!

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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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