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Petrified By Lava
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas.
Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered.
They had died in the act of making love.
"How awful!" exclaimed the wife.
"Si, but what a great way to spend eternity," added the husband.

