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Nuns At The Fruit Market
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers.
The guy advises, "Sisters, if you buy 3 crates, that's 150, you'll get a 25% discount!"
The nuns look at each other, and after a prolonged period of thinking one whispers to the other, "We could eat the 30, I suppose."

