A guy goes into a costume shop.

He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."

The girl brings outa fig leaf.

He says, "Not big enough."

She brings out a bigger one.

He says, "Still not big enough."

She brings out a huge fig leaf.

He says, "Still not big enough."

She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over yourshoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"