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New Scientific Theories V
The quantity of consonants in the English language is absolutely constant.
If consonants are omitted in one geographic area, they turn up in another.
When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

