New Scientific Theories V

The quantity of consonants in the English language is absolutely constant.

If consonants are omitted in one geographic area, they turn up in another.

When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

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Author: The Idiot Jul 16, 2007
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