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My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
"I drink your milkshake!"
-Daniel Plainview, from There Will Be Blood
"I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago."
-Mitt Romney
"I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it`s allowed."
-Mike Huckabee
"I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that`s what it takes."
-John McCain
"I drank a milkshake on 9/11."
-Rudy Giuliani
"I'll drink your milkshake a few months after everyone else does."
-Fred Thompson
"I drink your milkshake, but I`m paying for it with gold."
-Ron Paul
"America deserves a new milkshake."
-Barack Obama
"I will fight the corporations so that you can drink your own milkshake."
-John Edwards
"I have 35 years of milkshake-drinking experience. *sob* "
-Hillary Clinton
"I peacefully drink your milkshake."
-Dennis Kucinich
"It depends on what your definition of "milkshake" is."
-Bill Clinton
"I voted for drinking your milkshake before I voted against it."
-John Kerry
"Global warming is melting your milkshake."
-Al Gore
"We`re making good progress in the war on milkshakes, and make no mistake: we will prevail."
-George W. Bush