My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard

"I drink your milkshake!"

-Daniel Plainview, from There Will Be Blood

"I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago."

-Mitt Romney

"I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it`s allowed."

-Mike Huckabee

"I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that`s what it takes."

-John McCain

"I drank a milkshake on 9/11."

-Rudy Giuliani

"I'll drink your milkshake a few months after everyone else does."

-Fred Thompson

"I drink your milkshake, but I`m paying for it with gold."

-Ron Paul

"America deserves a new milkshake."

-Barack Obama

"I will fight the corporations so that you can drink your own milkshake."

-John Edwards

"I have 35 years of milkshake-drinking experience. *sob* "

-Hillary Clinton

"I peacefully drink your milkshake."

-Dennis Kucinich

"It depends on what your definition of "milkshake" is."

-Bill Clinton

"I voted for drinking your milkshake before I voted against it."

-John Kerry

"Global warming is melting your milkshake."

-Al Gore

"We`re making good progress in the war on milkshakes, and make no mistake: we will prevail."

-George W. Bush

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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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