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Millions And Millions
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction.
For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?"
One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."

