It's a Numbers Game

Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says, "I will grant you each one wish, but there's a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that."

The first guy says, "I want a million dollars."

The genie says, "Are you sure?"

He says yes. *poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.

The second guy says "I want a new car."

The genie says, "A lawyer is getting two new cars then."

The guy says, "Oh well. I want my car." *poof*

He has a new porche.The third guy says, "I want to be beaten half to death."

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Author: The Jester Jun 27, 2007
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