I'm Going To Eat You!

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree.

"Ah-ha," The Big Bad Wolf said, "Now I've got you and I'm going to eat you! EAT! EAT! EAT!"

Little Red Riding Hood said angrily,"Damn it, doesn't anybody talk anymore?"

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Author: The Idiot Jun 13, 2007
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