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How To Hunt Elephants: VP Style
When the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, his staff will try to ensure that all elephants are completely prehunted before he sees them.
If the VP sees an un-prehunted elephant, the staff will
(1) Compliment the vice president's keen eyesight and
(2) Enlarge itself to prevent any recurrence.

