Hamstering Up the Act

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the most amazing thing you'll ever see, is my beer on the house?"

"We'll See," says the bartender.

So, the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano from his pocket and puts them on the bar. The hamster begins to play "Fur Elise."

"Impressive," says the bartender, "but I've seen more amazing."

"Hold on," says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings "Old Man River."

Another patron jumps up from his table and shouts "That's absolutely incredible! I'll give you $100 right now for the frog."

"Sold," says the guy. The patron laughing at his good fortune, takes the bullfrog and leaves.

"It's none of my business," says the bartender, "but you just gave away a fortune."

"Not really," says the guy. "The hamster is also a ventriloquist."

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Author: The Buffoon May 22, 2007
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