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Grandmother
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five-year-old Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.
"Is that your grandmother?" I asked Chris when he boarded.
"Yes," Chris said, "She's come to visit us for Christmas."
"How nice," I said, "Where does she live?"
"At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her we just go out there and get her."

