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Government Is There
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.
American: In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police.
Russian: In Russia we don't require that you dial anything.

