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A Glass Of Water
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.
They had the following conversation:
Doctor: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.
Woman: Ok.
Doctor: Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water.
Woman: Ok.
Doctor: Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water.
After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, "Can you tell me what's wrong with me Doctor?
Doctor: Yeah. You do not drink enough water.

