Getting Away With Murder

Two prisoners are talking about their crimes.

George: I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years.

Herman: Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days.

George: WHAT? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days?

Herman: Yeah, it was a lawyer.

I Laughed
Author: The Idiot Jul 11, 2007
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