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Getting Away With Murder
Two prisoners are talking about their crimes.
George: I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years.
Herman: Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days.
George: WHAT? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days?
Herman: Yeah, it was a lawyer.

