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Fish Quantity
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he.
On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows.
The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?"

